10 Most Stuypid Questions

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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:-Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps onyour feet…Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiterStupid Question:-Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally alsospit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you afteryears…Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.Answer:-Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…Stupid Question:-Is the guy you’re marrying good?Answer:-No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just themoney.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry ornot.You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?Answer:-No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. ..
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.Answer:-Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s inflames!!!

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