Sardarji Jokes

Sardarji Jokes
Sardar’s Reaction to trainA Sardar,who had never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the rail tracks one day, he hears this whistle — Whooee da Whoee! — but doesn’t know what it is.Predictably, he’s hit and is thrown to the side of the tracks. Fortunately he gets some minor injuries. After weeks in the hospital recovering, he’s at his friend’s house attending a party one evening. While in thekitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling. He grabs a iron rod from the nearby shelf and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, rushes into the kitchen,sees what’s happened and asks the desert man, “Why did you ruin my good tea kettle?”The sardar replies, “Man, you gotta kill these things when they’re small.”
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.He asks one man“When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?Man Replies 12.30.“When will Punjab Express go from here”?Man Replies 10.30.“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?Man Replies 12.30.Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks!”
Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.“Is this one one one one?”, says the voice.“No, this is eleven eleven.”“Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?”“No, this is eleven eleven.”“Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night.”“That’s all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephoneanyway.”
Jugnu Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.“But…what happened to your other ear?”“The scoundrel called back.”
Jugnu: Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of…Harpal: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
Q: Why did the Jugnu Singh take a pair binoculars with him to a funeral?A: It was a distant relative’s funeral
Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab.Hapal Singh: Oh really, which part?Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.
Jugnu: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?Harpal: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!