Sardarji Jokes…


Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???He wonders who is the father of the second child.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?Banta Singh: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doingThe bystander: “A Marathon race is going on”.Sardar : “What do they get from that?”Bystander : The winner will get a prizeSardar : Then why are the others running?!
Banta’s son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.Banta: give him a glass of water.
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not inthe morning. Sardarji replied ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

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